I am a firm believer in relationships failing simply because women don’t know enough about us, like cheating, lying etc. But I wanted to set the record straight on some things, whether you choose to agree or not is a whole different issue.
1. “He cheated so he can’t possibly love me!”
(Stop crying and listen up, THIS IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT. Men don’t cheat for anything pertaining to emotions, well rarely we do, but for the most part… “HELL NO!” We mostly cheat for sexual reasons and due to the fact we HATE the feeling of rejection, so if you are rejecting him in any way, what’s that saying… “What you don’t do, somebody else will”??? There you have it!!) And in his eyes, He “still loves you” even though he cheated!!!
2. “Stretch Marks Look NASTY!”
(That’s lie number two!!!, unless they are on you stomach, stretch marks are actually quite sexy on the ass and thighs, as long as its not the inner thigh)
3. “Men hate camel toes!”
(Who in the F*** told you that???? We actually LOVE these too, unless you’ve been wearing the same pants for 3 days in its been around 90 degrees all week!! Other than that we love the sight of a PHAT camel toe!!!! )
4. “All men cheat”
(Lies!!!! Only sometimes….Well I guess its true to a degree, This should have said “All men cheat at some point in their life” because trust me, there comes a point where you only want to be true to one person)
5. “Men like a little smell in the coochie”
SMH, I have heard this so many times!!!! Again this is pure bullshit, your coochie shouldn’t have no odor, plain and simple…I can understand breathing in a “warm heat wave” if its been hot outside and she wants you to eat the vag, but damn…it shouldn’t smell like you wiped from back to front!)