Chad Johnson will likely not spend a single day for using that football head as a weapon on his now ex-wife, Evelyn Lozada. Chad struck a deal with prosecutors to keep his ass out of jail! Chad agreed to be placed on probation and complete extensive anger management counseling … in exchange for either a guilty or no contest plea. Chad also agreed to a no contact order that would prevent him from talking to Evelyn. Chad’s hearing is today, in which the judge is expected to sign off on the deal.