Alicia Keys LIES at Blackberry event!!!!

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I like to think of myself as a serious techie, and apparently so does Alicia Keys. Here is what she had to say about being a blackberry user…

“I am an extremely committed and focused individual. I am going to work closely with the app designers and developers, the content creators, the retailers and the carriers to really explore this BlackBerry 10 platform and create ideas for its future,” “I was in a long-term relationship with BlackBerry and then I started to notice some new, hotter, attractive, sexier phones at the gym. I kinda broke up with you for something with a little more bling,”
“I always missed the way you organized my life and the way you were there for me at my job. So I started to have two phones, I was playing the field. But then you called and you said you were working it out. And now, we are exclusively dating again.”

Her ass is lying…Instagram is her life, and it’s not even on the blackberry 10 phones yet, however she posts pictures constantly earliest being one day ago…Alicia that doesn’t sound soooo “exclusive”!!!!!

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